No I’m not Turkish at all actually, I speak some Turkish though :) And thank you
Dear Turkish people: Oh by all means keep bitching about me assuming I don’t speak your language, it makes for extremely fun times!
Dear girlfriends and boyfriends of the world: We know you mean no harm, but it is never necessary to tell us what your “type” is, specially if it’s EXACTLY the opposite of what we look like. We promise you, we’ll live.
Yours sincerely, us who’ve had to hear this shite
:) xx
OH! Whilst we’re on the subject, we also don’t need to know how hot your ex is/was.
Thank you again for your time.