If you’re not a fan of the Kardashians/Jenners that’s you, but people going: “oh my god I don’t understand hOoOow Kendall Jenner is a model

Really?
You don’t understand how a skinny, conventionally attractive, 5’10 18 year old with good skin is a model?
Come on, now you’re just hating for the sake of it.

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Someone who stopped being my friend because I’m an atheist just contacted me for the first time in 5 years

…to ask me to “like” a photo of him hanging out with people from this religious organisation he’s a part of.

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So far on the week of my birthday:

  • Dog pissed on my bed and I had to hand wash 3 layers of bedding
  • My purse got robbed and it contained: my debit card, my credit card my student caard and my travel card 
  • I hit my head on a metal shelf and had a headache for two days

I’ll keep you posted.

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I hate that foods become so ridiculously expensive when they, well, become a bit of a fad.

Don’t get me wrong, I love that everyone’s eating healthy things but the same thing happened to coconut water a few years back and I’m tried of my favourite affordable staple foods becoming a weekly treat. 
It literally costs £1 to £1.20 extra just to get avocado as a topping in a sandwich or burger in most places. Not cool.

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WHY doesn’t anyone ever buy me socks, what is the actual point of being British then?

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A hair tip:
If you wanna dye your hair green, be prepared to keep it that way or go darker afterwards because that shit is not coming out.

I have not redyed my alleged semi permanent directions green in 2 months, washed it twice every time I wash my hair and just bleached over it and it’s still here.

You’ve been warned.

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  • Next week for the first time in about a year I get a week off from work AND college
  • It’s also my birthday next week and I’m gonna treat* myself to a pair of shoes
  • Winter is over for a while
  • My eyebrows look good
  • I’m gonna do something new to my hair
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This whole “Don’t hate X, hatred only breeds more hatred” thing is bullshit

Everyone should hate pineapples on pizzas. What a waste of a great fruit and great food.

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yapped:

I’m waxing my legs.
I’m Iranian.

If I don’t post anything tomorrow after my queue’s ran out, presume me dead.

Why do they grow in so many different directions? It’s like an elaborate torture puzzle!
I can’t wait to start laser hair removal, this is some bullshit.

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I’m waxing my legs.
I’m Iranian.

If I don’t post anything tomorrow after my queue’s ran out, presume me dead.

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How can you walk into our shop, I’m standing there in an apron cleaning counters and you ask if I work here?

What else could possibly be the alternative?!

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The one and only thing I’ll say on the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West cover - *gasp* -because everyone’s losing their mind over it:

Are we seriously pretending that US vogue has been anything other than a disgustingly commercial, celebrity culture pandering piece of glorified advertising booklet in the recent years?

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9 times out of 10 when people try to get Farsi or Arabic tattoos they assume the letters work the same way as Latin so they get the letters disconnected which basically means the words make ZERO sense and I’m not gonna lie, I find it hilarious :’)

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So, I now have an offer from my first choice University and course and an interview for my second and third choice! 
I’ve also managed to stay a straight Distinction student even though I barely have a single day off sometimes because I’m always at college or at work! 

I’m so proud of how far I’ve come and how much everything’s changed :)

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